Download or read book Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-05-05 with total page 513 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ABSURDITY WARNING Dear Courageous Reader, Warning: this story contains dangerous amounts of satire, political rivalries, and human stupidity! Expect delusional leaders, brainwashed followers, spoon fights, head butting (with and without spoon helmets), the infamous large-hand rules, and in general, an entire nation of schools in complete chaos. If you are hoping for a cozy, heart warming or sappy romance, this is definitely not the story for you. But for the brave and curious, dive in—you might just discover some hidden truths buried in the madness. Beware, though: side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, confusion, outrage, or an overwhelming urge to question everything you thought you knew about wildly dysfunctional schools. And don’t forget your spoon helmet—you’ll need it. Spoons up! Heigi hooga! W.T. Kosmos Paradox, USA, Earth, Milky Way Finalist of the 2023 Mark Twain Book Award for Humor / Satire. "Gloriously absurd... delightfully funny." — Kirkus Reviews