King Derek, the King of Dudley, is one of the most loved Kings in all the land. Then King Derek sees an advert in 'The Royal Gazette' that reads, "Wonder Wizard
King Derek, the King of Dudley, has a lovely castle, but on his birthday, he just wishes it was the highest in the land. Surely King Derek isn't thinking of cal
King Derek, the King of Dudley, has a lovely wife, Queen Queenie, but he just wishes she didn't sing so badly. Nobody has ever heard anything quite like the sin
Purple means: A vain extravagant individualism; artificial unconventional ambiguity; an ambivalent royal mystery; also, a noble spirituality with a love of ritu