Download or read book Adventures of Bastard written by Sam Gwillim and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2013-11-30 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bastard Rupert Adams is the world's first genetically engineered human and the brainchild of Doctor Straveskov, an alcoholic and lemon curd obsessed Bulgarian Scientist. Designed to be the world's greatest ever curling player, Bastard will ultimately find the fate of the free world resting in his clawed, erogenous zone covered, hands.