Download or read book Confessions of a Delirious Dj written by Gene M. Corrado and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-10-30 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The hysterical confessions of two drunken DJs who performed over 600 jobs in the New York/ New Jersey area between 1982 and 2009. Exploits include Brides behaving badly, drunken police and fireman, catering halls struck by lightning, family members fighting and breaking things. Halloween parties that caught fire, horse drawn carriages drawn by horses with diarrhea, stripping bridesmaids, angry Maitre Ds, sinking boats, dancing relatives who had heart attacks, people singing who definitely could not sing, and electrical and personal failures of all descriptions. Not for the socially squeamish, this book is an object lesson for anyone who tried to make a party happen with the best intentions and was rewarded with a never-ending series of disasters."