Download or read book SLUG CANNIBALISM (and other stories). Life is a Story - story.one written by RÚNA and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2024-09-04 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the "Skull and Crossbones," our campus clubhouse. Join us if you: - have a sense of humour (#1-17) - have no sense of humour (#1-17) - swear like the devil (#1-17) - need to fucking stop swearing (#10) - are too broke for a vacation (#15) - can't keep a secret (#3, 15) - have a pesky little brother (#4) - who writes about slugs (#7) - have a nasty older brother (#8) - don't have a girlfriend (#12, 13) - pretend to have a girlfriend (#9) - missed the bar fight (#11) - are chased by man-eating catfish (#3) - need a lawyer (#16) - want to end it all (#17) - need hope for tomorrow (#1-17)