Download or read book The American Sandbox Dictionary of Children's Mispronounced English written by Alvin Zamudio and published by Reedy Press LLC. This book was released on 2010-09 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: smoke-in-a-troll: A handheld device that operates the functions of an electronic device from a distance, which also has a strange tendency to disappear when used by children. Mom where's the smokinatroll? far-mer-john: Also called farmerjohn cheese. A hard, dry Italian skim milk cheese usually grated and served atop foods such as pizza or salad. I want more farmerjohn on my pizza, please! man-y-nems: A world-famous confection of milk chocolate with a hard candy shell that may not melt in your hands but will certainly have disastrous results if left in children's pockets for long periods of time. Mommy, can I have some more manynems? Mine are all melted! The American Sandbox Dictionary of Children's Mispronounced English is a compilation of the hilarious words children stumble over on a daily basis. Alvin Zamudio has collected the best entries from thousands of submissions from his popular website americansandbox.com. Parents from across the country have shared their kids' mispronunciations, you'll find many of them in this adorable, or adorabubble, volume.