Download or read book The Consecrated Cross-eyed Bear written by Charles W. Allbright and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Church can be a puzzle for children, what with grandfathers up in the choir wearing dresses, and "the consecrated Cross I'd bear" sounding like a big animalwith bad vision. Jack Butler says that Allbright "can hit your funny bone at fifty paces. . .and he can do a little bit more".