Download or read book The Santa Files written by Linda Bell-Smith and published by DoctorZed Publishing. This book was released on 2006-07 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RULE ONE: NAUGHTY CHILDREN DO NOT GET PRESENTS! Santa has an overzealous telemarketer to thank for the arrival of his new foreman. Dash - an elf from the Eastern Chapter of Elves - gets straight down to improving Santa's operation, beginning with a strict adherence to Rule One. But can Skinny Legs and the ancient Green Ears save Christmas from their new workshop foreman, or will they be too distracted by re-runs of their favourite television show? Christmas may never be the same again.