Download or read book 'Twas the Fart Before Christmas written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?